You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
the best thing about long term relationship is that the fact that i bothered to shave my legs today counts as a valentines gift
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
Ps you missed quite a show. I was for some reason whipping my hair back and forth and head butted the tip jar. It shattered and now I have a circular bruise on my forehead. All the bartenders hit the floor to get all the quarters.
I'm a complete klutz, especially when I get excited. I pee a lot too. I'm like a puppy except I don't pee in the floor.
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
I don't think my professor is going to remember the Halloween party... or the fact that he made out with a priest.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
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