Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
Doing "bucket stands" with buckets of margarita. Don't tell me it's not a good idea.
can your parents tell?
i just had a cookie in one hand and a phone in the other and tried to eat my phone...they know
i swear, about 40% of my drunken life is spent having sex with him.
Remember my theory about how the universe perfectly unfolds to fuck me? Well, it's at work right now
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
Carson when you get home I want you to go downstairs and go into each bedroom and pick up the underwear and either throw it out or give it back to the people who own them. Look all over the room. Thank, Love Mom
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
You followed me up the stairs while i was throwing up yelling "projectile! projectile! projectile!"
He climbed on the counter and announced it was time for something called The Cocktacular and all the girls immediately left. He cockblocked the entire fraternity!
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