So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
my dad just told me that a lesbian kissed my mom at a bar last year
3 complete strangers have joyously high-fived me on campus today. Tell me why, starting after jager bomb #4.
FB needs to have a relationship status called...screwing my roommates bf..linking their names would be an easier to tell her!
nothing worse than sitting down ready for a solid porn sesh to find out your internet is out. comcast owes me a handjob
his phone is always ringing though. It makes me feel like I'm dating a doctor who's always on call.
yeah, dating a doctor sounds much better than fucking your drug dealer.
I'm posted up in the bathroom at au bon pain, high as balls, experimenting with eyeshadow combinations and listening to 90s jlo. The girl in the stall next to me just plopped a big one and I laughed, hope I ruined her day
He was trying to hotbox the banana suit. Of course we traded him for vodka.
I want to buy her liposuction. And a spot on What Not To Wear. And a face transplant.
She gave me what I will now dub a "hurricane sandy". Loud, wet and sloppy BJ that made me want to stay home and complain about shit on the Internet
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
he kept insisting he didn't have my number, so i called his phone and my number came up as "yeaaaaaaaaah!"
I got the beer and the first aid kit. You get the tequila and burn cream. We should be set for the camping trip.
I don't know if I'm more disturbed by the fact that you hooked up with a dude with one arm, or that "hook up with a dude with one arm" was on your bucket list.
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