Midnight walks are trippy
I tried to do that earlier, but I was alone and scared, so I stole a happy Birthday balloon.
I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
i can't wait to kiss dudes with my vampire teeth in.
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
So was it you or me who decided it was a good idea to inscribe fuck you on the counter?
That was me. Just a 'welcome to our home' kinda thing.
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
Strike three, the fat brides maid they call shit puker also has herpes.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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I swear to God, if you drunkenly correct my grammar one more time, I'm cutting you off.
YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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