At least I can take solace in the fact that with 8 billion some odd people in the world, at least one of them is shitting in their own car right now.
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
he just ordered a side of pineapple and winked at me. too much for a first date. come get me.
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
The last text I sent him was about nachos. Frankly, if he can't respond positively to that he can fuck off...
You installed a beer holder in the shower?! You're the best roommate ever!
... That's a shower caddy.
I believe this is a toe-mate-toe vs. toe-maut-toe situation.
In order to see him, he made me facetime with his penis, which he had drawn a smile face on. Getting laid shouldn't be this difficult.
I woke up missing my shoes and my left eyebrow. MY. EYEBROW.
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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