Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
It's sad that your definition of adulthood entails banging your boss after getting hammered at happy hour, and putting the tab on the company credit card.
Getting a vibrator would be like waving the white flag of surrender in this war against my vagina and its hormone army.
I can't wait till they start promoting the testiciplasty. Turn those old prunes into fresh tight kiwis!
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
I have already been up, showered, had a cup of coffee brought to me, added a little rum to cure the hangover, had sex and kicked him out and it's only 1pm. Successful day so far.
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
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