It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
"Students using Axe body spray to light selves on fire" is a real headline from a real newspaper. WHY AREN'T WE DOING THIS RIGHT NOW?
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
Ahhh sometimes you just need a thermos of whiskey in the library
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
Would you like season tickets to my vagina?
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
He's mad about lube? You know what, don't even. I'm not in the proper mindset to discuss lube.
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
All I wanted to do was come home from work and masturbate for national sex day... I sliced my the tip of finger giving myself a pedicure so I can’t even do that #singlelife
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
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