i'm having a wet tshirt contest with myself and yet i'm still losing
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
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they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
Has my life seriously led me to day drinking on a Monday the third week of the semester?
It's after 5, it's not day drinking.
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I drink to make the karaoke go away.
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
I just realized now that you're pregnant we can't use alcohol as currency
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
Randomize