Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'
that's awkward
what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
He nailed 50 frozen hamburgers to the ceiling last night. Now there are flies every where.
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Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
Dude. It just hit me for a second time. My thumbs are huge and moving very quickly. Like stampeding buffalo...
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
my throat is bruised, my back is scarred, my vagina feels like it's going to fall off.. you're like godzilla. you destroy everything.
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
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Omg. I just remembered my underwear is in my wallet
I mean, I already saw his dick in person and wasn't impressed so why is he sending me a picture of it, anyway? I hate re-runs!
Dude.. She just busted into my house wearing a ski mask, a poncho, and thigh-high pink hooker boots and yelled, "THE CABS ARE HEEERRREEE!!"
I just woke and had to fish my phone out of a bowl of chili. I was wrist deep in it. WHO BROUGHT CHILI TO A PARTY?!
its not chili. and you brought it.
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
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