Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
fun fact: cucumber in vinegar with pepper = best ever high snack
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
so all the bums hang out by my new store, they have a leader we call king bum... He got dethroned by police today for choking out a hooker. The bum heirarchy is in shambles right now.
The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
I just used cruise control in a 25 zone. When will this hangover end???
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
There is nothing wrong with me introducing you as elephant dick. Nothing.
Stop acting like the Lucky Charms you're feeding people is actually ecstasy.
Randomize
