i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
My corndog is like a popsicle of bread. A WHOLE. POPSICLE. OF BREAD.
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If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
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Three months into our sexual relationship, he comes out with "Your body is efficient". WTF do I do with THAT?
There is an unwrapped tampon, a condom, a rubber chicken and a slim Jim currently sitting on our dining room table.
I've only fucked to 2 Fleetwood Mac songs, that must be why my life feels so empty.
As soon as he called me 'darling' in that Scottish accent... my pants just dropped.
if I dont text you back in 10min assume i am in fact still dizzy and injured myself in the shower. and call an ambulance. thanx.
i think i just naturally attract stoners
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