I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
I'm so proud of your ability to turn my Charlie horse last night into anal sex.
I've created a drink called, "watching the sound of music with grandma." its straight vodka
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
oh god...if the people that live above me killed themselves again then im gonna assume im the worst neighbor ever
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
I swear she lies about being allergic to gluten so she'll get all the jack and not have to drink shitty beer like the rest of us
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
I just got wasted for $3.50. My life can't get any better.
The best part of being a lesbian? If I'm late for work at a hookup's place I can use her make up and peace out. Well and all the sex of course.
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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