I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
its 9am and we're in an escalade. I have no shoes and my dress is on backwards. I feel like we're the morning after a rap video
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
Ripped lines in the bathroom before my presentation.. Got bonus marks for my enthusiasm.. This is why I love drugs
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
He walked into the bar right as I was licking the shotglass clean. We made eye contact for way too long..
You were fucked up like a footballbat trying to eat gum off your shoe. And that wasn't even the nights lowest point.
I knew when her mom came in spraying me with Febreeze telling me I smelled like shame it was going to be a rough day.
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
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