and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
I woke up this morning covered in blood and peanut butter. I am now safe from vampires with nut allergies.
At one point, the guy you were fucking high-fived with the guy I was fucking. We should hang out with them again?
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
I feel like the only way to get him to stop is by telling him i'm tired from fucking our other friend every night this week
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
I just hip-checked Santa and stole his cab.
At one point my little brother was Rocky Balboa'd by a stripper's tit
Also, what day were you thinkin we should trip balls at the children's museum?
dude where did you go last night?
when the tequila says to run, you start running.
Randomize
