Earlier, I saw a homeless man that looked like Abe Lincoln, and I just saw a guy walk past wearing crocs and socks. I'm beginning to like this city less and less
If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
grown man stumbling drunk down green street wearing nothing but a hot dog costume and crying. its not even noon yet.
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
This is me reassuring you that I'm still alive and making sure you still are.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
Dude, on the way home the cab driver asked why you didn't bring a guy home and referred to you as "one night stand girl"
I'm still pretty drunk right now, but when this hangover hits me, I'm going to be super pissed. It's a preemptive never drinking again.
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
I woke up in someone's flat in Budapest and then got offered a free piercing before I left. Best. Hookup. Ever.
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
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