Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
evidently tequilla and lady gaga make me flirt and grind shamlessly with other men infront of my boyfriend.
I smell stomach acid.
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
Hey! Thanks for asking, but it didnt go well. He threw up in the car on the way to dinner. Blind dates arent for everyone.
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
You insisted we help some homeless guy put up posters for his missing pet alligator so we left you there because they were really just Chinese takeout menus.
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
My roommate is downstairs drunk, smoking, and listening to a self help DVD. Please dear God don't let this be the Ghost of Christmas Future.
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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