Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
We told you to stay put for 2 minutes. We come back out and your being handcuffed yelling "DO YOU FEEL LIKE A GOOD FUCKING PERSON ARRESTING ME ON MY BIRTHDAY?!"
In her drunkenness, she packed a bag with tequila, two shot glasses, salt, a knife, and two pears. She was prepared but too high to distinguish pears from limes.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
I told the cops they couldn't arrest me until they found my shoe. Now I have the grant county cops looking for my heels by the rail road tracks.
I'm eating a bagel on the toilet and watching porn. Trust me, I've got my priorities straight.
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
you ripped my door off of the hinges, kicked it in half and then proceeded to throw it down the stairs because i wouldn't make you a cheese burger
Probably not. Getting pulled over and puking my guts out on the side of the road in front of the cop and him making fun of me, was not my finest moment. Plus I lost my debit card.
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