I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
Just found out my mom tried to sue the birth control company when she got pregnant with me...love you too mom.
Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
In your defense, I really thought capturing that alligator would have been a lot more awesome and a lot less tragic.
RIP Mr Bojangles.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
Planning a foam party. Swimsuits are mandatory, and please no granny suits. If you wear a granny suit I will stick you in the corner and put a cone hat on your head.
I found out my butt plug has a metal core at the airport security checkpoint...
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
How does it feel to date your dad?
You stared at a Swedish dude for like 5 minutes then asked him "shouldn't you be yelling at dragons"
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
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