Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
if you don't open the door right now liz is going to get pregnant
I slept with a married guy last night and then broke my toe on the doorframe on the way out. I've never seen karma work so fast.
Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
You rang?
Saw a ginger and the first thing I thought of doing was yelling "you have no soul!" so I called you so we can yell it together with you on speakerphone.
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
Drink. Fuck. Waffle House. Repeat.
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
Too hungover to brush my teeth. took a swig of menthol schnapps instead. lazy or incredibly efficient?
Youre my hero
Remember the Giant sandworm from the movie Dune? Well that's about how big his dick is. No bulshit.
Randomize
