so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
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you probably have like 11 voicemails from us, one is us singing my heart will go on while were fucking
Well sundance is in town and Im going to use my one and only shot to bang Taylor swift... Does it count as a random if shes famous?
how are things with the new girl?
good, we have nothing in common but she likes being choked
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
She is the epitome of a puke & rally. She picked a random hott guy at the bar & made him pinky promise not to leave while she took a power nap. She went & passed out in her friends car & apparently puked just outside the bar. She stumbled in & found the randome guy again & claimed she was golden. Made it to the after party & stayed up til 6 doing body shots off every girl she saw & hooked up with the random from the bar. I love her life
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Is it bad that I don't ask for names anymore? Just added "gold-chain-wearing hotel guy" to my list under "minivan 3way" and "funny-tasting gym guy."
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
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