SEEEEXXX PLEASE
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
While I was banging her, her cell rang. She checked to see who it was, answered it, and moaned, "I'm dumping you."
This drunk girl wants you to know that I do actually like you. I'm not just using you for sex. I think you're cool.
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
STOP WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING AND GO OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW. THE MOON LOOKS LIKE CATWOMAN
I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
Didn't think the day of being the oldest in a club would be when I'm twenty one. Even the bouncer looked surprised when he ID me.
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
He's my ex's boss. I'm not above sleeping with him for that fact alone.
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
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