Once again you get dinner and all I get is semen on my leg
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
while 90% of the female population goes to worship a fictional character tonight at midnight, I will be taking advantage of having the bars ALL TO MYSELF.
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
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Woke up in a different state, wearing only a bk crown. My boxers are in a tree and I think I went to the hospital last night.....
I told you not to do acid with the girl who works the late shift at 7-11
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
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Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
How is it medically possible for my urine to smell like espresso
Just responding to the most professional request I've ever gotten to get shitfaced.
I'm bonding with your girlfriend. I like her. We're plotting your demise.
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
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