Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
I woke up naked by my window. blinds open. smiley face drawn on my window.
I wish they made portable blow up dolls for girls.
It's called a dildo, genius. Go to sleep.
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
Please tell me how you drunkenly remembered your social security number when we were checking you into the ER.
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
it was like fucking a Mumford & Sons song
I sign my lease Thursday, I'm about to be released back into the wild.
I'll make missing person signs.
You're a good friend.
He started yelling terms of endearment at a cheese sandwich. Then he tried to hump it.
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
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