went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
I have got to stop assigning last names to girls I get numbers from based on what I think will remind me of them... Sarah Petrydish is not an acceptable memory trigger
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
Well Its not like I planned having my potato launcher explode and burn off my eyebrow and eye lashes.. I still have my right eyebrow can't u just be happy?
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
Officially drug you out of White Castle last night by the hood on your sweatshirt after you cussed out the attendant and stole the satisfaction guaranteed sign because they were closed!
And then we felt it necessary to continue drinking for another 4 hours, yikes
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
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