I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
I woke up 25 minutes ago and have been high for 20. Impressive?
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
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I'm drunk at McDonald's in a fairy costume at 10 am nearly two weeks after Halloween. I don't think the Ohio State fans get it.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
I'm too drunk to explain this to you. It's too hard.
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
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I'm pretty sure that the bartender arranged a marriage for me last night. Sounds like a legit birthday present to me.
I'm determined to sit on that face.
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
Text me some of your sweat
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
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