I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.
Note to self not a good idea to try and make out with a girl when she's crying over her boyfriend
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
Rule #127: If your going to try fuck a married guy, you gotta be hotter then his wife; diet starts today.
A girl at the bar is wearing green body paint instead of a shirt. Where are you?!
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
On Tinder, guy asked me if I had ever been fucked by a Pokemon master. Needless to say I didn't respond.
My vagina needs a break, I had to ice it with a beer bottle last night.
I called you last night? What did I say??
That you love me forever and that I'm the greatest in the world now mohammed ali is dead...
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
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