Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
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We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
did i paint my nails blue or do i need to make a trip to the ER?
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
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Actually, I take that back. You can only have it if I'm allowed to French braid the mullet.
Listen, unless you want to spend your birthday in a trunk, you better invite me
Well. We had sex and then watched 6 episodes of Dateline NBC together; only breaking the silence to make disapproving noises at shotty police work. So basically yea I'm gonna marry him.
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
Mike's not allowed to drink vodka anymore. He couldn't get his temporary tattoos (stickers) to stick so he super glued them on.
I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.
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