Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
you made sure to tell everyone that the amount of people you had slept with was actually quite low, especially when the size of your breasts was taken into account
I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
How many drinks/blunt hits do you think I could get if I wore an "it's my birthday" shirt
I'm wearing the monkey suit out tonight. I hope you're ok with it leaving the bedroom
Who gets call-your-ex-from-4-years-ago drunk on a Thursday??
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
And I mentioned the burning debate about your circumcision in my Christmas card to your mom.
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