this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
He told me he could read braille... with his tongue. So I took him home. I don't think he was lying
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
She loves me even though she knows all Ive done. Shes kind of like jesus.
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
beyond obliterated. i recall legitimately trying to use a ballpoint pen as eyeliner.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
Also, nothing screams "don't talk to me because I'm unstable" like walking around eating cookie dough out of the package.
Just passed a girl holding a jar filled with what appeared to be diarrhea
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
I just elbowed a roll of wrapping paper, and said “ohh sorry”. I’m still drunk.
Randomize