I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
We went to the police station completely hammered looking for you. Don't tell me I'm not a good friend.
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
hot ketchup is not a substitute for marinara
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
New high score, I made the stripper choke me while I was getting a lap dance last night
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
Not my fault people bought me shots. waving a shot in my face is like waving a cock in yours
You kept pointing at me and saying I'm getting chicken parmesan and no one is going to stop me
Drunk text the hot guy two doors down confessing my love for him.... He gave me a thank you card today.
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