We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
My doctor just informed me that my food allergies qualify me for a medical marijuana license. I get it on Tuesday. It won't help at all, but my life is awesome!
Need a ride. Apparently screaming about the bartender's erectile dysfunction gets you kicked out.
Mustard is by no means a replacement for yellow wall paint
Did you ever get our sex tape out of the rental car before you returned it?
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
they had to take the Corona's out of the fish tank because they wouldn't fit with the mini replica of the roman coliseum in there. so we drank the Corona's. does beer have an expiry date?
This stupid maranara sauce stain sucks. It keeps distracting me and it looks like I'm staring at my tits.
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
Yeah she's a complete bitch. But I mostly hate her because she hijacked my fuck buddy.
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
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