dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
So bad night, ended up beating off to porn and eating Keebler elf cookies.... at the same time :-(
I got so high that I decided to drive with my knees on the way home. Where am I going in life?
Nowhere
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
The bed I'm sleeping in has a headboard only handcuffs could love. I'm gonna pick up a local dude and wreck that.
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
Chipotle just hit me... I want to go sit in the corner of the shower and cry until morning.
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
How the hell does my fucking boss know about the goddamned magician I fucked?!?
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
I need a beard to bite.
I think my moral compass just broke
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