Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
One little Beyonce reference and he turns on me faster than liberals on Jon Mackey
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this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
At least he could have found a MILF, she's a dbl bagger. No wonder he goes to counseling.
Yeah..you can't spell Prozac without Zac(h).
he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
Don't worry we found her. Somehow she ended up on my roof with 2 bar stools
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
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Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
Someone's shaving their pubes at work every Monday and it's starting to piss me off
I mean come on
I hate drunk me more than anyone else in this world
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like picking cocaine boogers out of your nose at your parents house.
I'M GOING TO DIE ALONE WITHOUT ANYONE PRETENDING TO BE A MARRIED COUPLE WHILE DRUNK AT A MALL WITH ME
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