In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
What the fuck am I going to do with a pinata full of tampons?
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
you asked my brother if you could eat the cupcake that you found. you were showing him a baked potato
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
For a second I thought he was going to give me an intervention
You can't give interventions in a bar!
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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