I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
Im sitting next to shitfaced santa at the cuse game. My plan to be on television is now flawless
the pharmacist hit on me as i picked up my herpes medecine. i think we found a winner.
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
My mom is holding a picture of me, crying, and saying "where did I go wrong" over and over again.
I can't decide who is the bigger alcoholic: you for opening that bottle of wine just now or me for hearing it in the other room over the air conditioner
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
I know, dude. If he ends up having a tiny dick, I will literally pack it back into his pants and leave. Not worth the aggravation.
I'm gonna go parent style on your ass... I don't ask much from you but if you could please just come get shitfaced with me I would really appreciate it
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
Dont care about too tired for sex, thank you for leaving your laser pointer. I have now determined both my cats are stupid.
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