week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
At the hospital. Forgot we locked Eric out of the house last night as a joke. Hypothermia's a bitch.
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
I woke up without my clothes on covered up with a towel on the floor because for some reason I took a bath in my clothes at 2am.
I am literally drinking 7 day old water and looking for snacks in my room so I won't have to go in the hall and see roommate, because we accidentally banged last night. Please bring over some chicken and plan b.
you said I shouldn't try to fill the void in my meaningless life with dicks but i am trying and it totally works
Where was Alyssa when you were sniffing the bouncer?
Passed out on some guy who looked like someone from Duck Dynasty.
Im sorry you'll never get the feeling of closeness when you go to pee outside and you realize you're peeing right where someone else just peed
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
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