His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
You remember that guy Joey? The pastors son that plays Jesus every year?
Yeah?
Stuck it in his pooper.
dude, I just walked in on your little brother changing clothes...I'm ashamed to say I noticed, but that kid has as MASSIVE cock...
Yeah...we all know. it's the elephant in the room at family gatherings.
that is a frighteningly accurate metaphor for it.
i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
I'm being fed tequila grapes by a girl on stilts...
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
So now I'm lying here in bed taking notes from Teen Mom... I fucked up
Are you texting, crying and driving?
And missing part of my eyebrow. Correct that is the description one would give of me at the moment.
How are you feeling this morning?
Well, I just found day old puke in my bra, so I've been better.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
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