I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
This is why you don't make out with cougars at a bar... I got a linkedin request from her, wtf?
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
Yeah...I know. It's cute I think...I mean cute in a weird like hey I kinda took you home from the bar one night, maybe criticized your penis, and fucked your brains out...kinda sorta way
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
Are you planning on wandering into construction sites drunk and falling down 6' holes?
probably
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
Passed out in someones front yard last night. Got woke u?p by a lady walking her dog at 6am. Rock bottom.
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
Randomize
