Todays outfit involves shorts with embroidered fish. This kids gonna die.
just found a beer in my hamper. even my laundry is a dirty alcoholic.
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
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So like 5 seconds in I realize I knew him in 3rd grade and I went limp in his mouth. It felt like I just murdered the last unicorn ever. Going straight never felt like an option till now.
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
You don't want any of I have. Seriously. Its 80 proof rum that was 8 bucks for a liter. I'm afraid
I'm sure your liver is writing out a will as we speak
In this town being related to a brewing family or the owner of a sports team is like being royalty. It's like hooking up with the queen's nephew or something.
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
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He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
So i walked around campus drunk and alone last night eating pizza and a lunchable from 7-11. Sat by the flag pole and drank an entire liter of water, took off my shoes to prance around in the fountain, then stepped in dog shit on the way home...barefoot.
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
I smell like a mix of alcohol, sweat, and sex and its only 10 AM
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