It's 8:30am and I'm drinking.... this is a new low
i just woke up to seventeen texts from you saying all the things you would have done for a french fry.
i think it was just a coincidence but she literally vomited the second she saw my penis.
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
You thought your socks were broken. They were just inside out.
Had the longest conversation today with a potentially homeless cuban woman about mind control.
i found out she really is a mensa member
so she was the smartest passed out on the floor hair encrusted in vomit girl at the party
But that's fine. Because I am an independent woman who is going to pull some jane Goodall shit and save the world one day......or be a porn star......either way they are going to wish they had fucked me.
Would it be sad if I made a blanket fort to get drunk in till the power came back?
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
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