Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
I'm drinking early times at a fridays on wednesday night. This entire bar is going to see my dick by last call.
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
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these girls were driving down the road screaming "SHOT!!" out the windows and pelting potatoes at passerby.
i got hit in the ear.
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
Fuck man, my Dad's been single so long I get him a year's sub to a porn site every year for for Father's Day
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
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Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
Hey, scratch that. I've shit 8 times today. I don't have the energy to get laid so I cancelled my date.
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
I didn’t eat all day. Got really drunk at a bruins game and puked in a random dunkies cup on the T
If that doesn’t scream I’m from New England, I don’t know what does
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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