So my roomate was sunbathing this morning on the porch with a sock covering his penis
Sounds like a really classy character....
He is classy. It was argyle.
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
In hindsight I shouldn't have been blasting Antichrist Superstar if I didn't want to seem suspicious driving up to a Catholic church
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