Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
ok... i just had to be reminded that people in animal costumes were feeding me shots at the bar.
Children cease to be precious when they crap their shorts in the pool I exercise at.
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
Why were you not born a dude?
Because god wanted to level the playing field
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
After pissing all over her van its a lot easier to look her in the eye than I thought.
My "lord keep me from stabbing a bitch" prayer has gotten a lot of miles today
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
I just watched two birds fight or fuck. It was crazy. Another bird was watching closer and I know that bird understood what was happening better than me.
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