ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
Penelope Cruz needs to learn American words.
If burritos were dicks, we'd have a serious relationship problem on our hands. Just saying.
You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
You tried to tip the paramedic for finding you.
she peed on how many people?
She asked me why I was wearing a Batman Suit. Have I ever needed a reason to wear a Batman Suit?
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
Just realized ive been sitting through all of lab with a condom in my bra.
yay hump day
It's nights like those I refer to my life motto: You can't be just friends with someone after you've seen their genitals.
Can you bring me some underwear? I feel uncomfortable going underwear less at a Remembrance Day ceremony.
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
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