I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
she called my cock the "semen sword" and then we invented a position called excalibur
and she was petting her beer can
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
you threw up out the window, wiped your face with a twenty dollar bill, and threw that out the window too.
did we at least go back and get it?
how else do you think we got jack in the box...?
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
i spent my morning giving relationship advice to the kid i had sex with on a kitchen table this weekend
Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
For future reference. Do not congratulate the bar tender at oscars she is not pregnant she has just gotten fat u will get a shot thrown in your face
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
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