i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
wakey wakey hands off snakey
you always know who the new freshman are on fb because theyre always wearing prom dresses
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
We have been pregaming the shutdown of the government since Tuesday. Send help, and some more liquor.
So. Do you think marshmallow vodka in hot chocolate while eating a graham cracker would = s'mores?
In some strange universe, yes
....I feel like you are deciding whether or not I'm good enough for you based on what I ordered from Chipotle.
Wow i don't think I've had to send this many texts apologizing for my behavior since high school...
I love you, but it's "shark week" I'll make it up to you with naked breakfast.
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
I'm making a sandwich topless right now. Remind me again why I don't have a boyfriend?
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