She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
I love how my brain works. It's like being on drugs without the costly upkeep.
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
He said female orgasms are a myth and refuses to even try to give me one.
I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
Will do. If it all falls thru I'm just gonna set up a sprinkler in my back yard and run thru it while taking jello shots. Perfect alternative to my 29th bday.
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
I'm bleeding and have questions
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
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