dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
A guy just tried to send me a pic of his penis & my phone sent me a disclaimer saying "the components were unsuitable for your terminal"
Even your phone knows you shouldn't sleep with him...
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she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
Hey they cleaned all the blood out of the elevator. Also could you pick up some nachos?
We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
Also got home. Still stoned. Mom was up. We made a pizza and were writing a children's book. Sleep good.
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am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
Hey I came back and we made joints with the breathalyzers the cops left last night.
I had so much drainage I couldn't moan properly. Fuck allergy season
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
THIS IS THE 11TH FUCKING COFFEE TABLE THAT YOU AND RICHARD CRASHED THROUGH.
I'm surprised me and Richard survived 11 of your coffee tables.
YOU TWO ARE BUYING ME A NEW ONE I AM PISSED.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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