There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
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Sharon took in a random bleeding stranger drunker than her, named her Nicole, and is feeding her jello shots on the toilet
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
No one understands that once a girl pours a handle of smirnoff all over herself, clearly she is wasted
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
No, the weekend was great. It was the waking up in the pond in the raft without an oar that sucked. That fucking water is cold at 7am.
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after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
proof that my night is going well: I can still open doors
I got about 15 snapchats from you with your hand saying "you want cheese sticks" or something like that and one of some weird looking weed
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
He had to put his grandma's photo away before I tied him to the bed. She doesn't need to see any of that.
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
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