He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
Okay call me later ill be watching lifetime and scrubbing throw up off my feet
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
Just passed a Taco Bell Taco Supreme, still in its wrapper, laying in the grass. I'd like a moment of silence.
May it rest in peace.
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I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
That's so unfortunate for him bc you can always find another penis, but he's stuck with it
Do you remember puking up your retainer into the toilet and putting it right back in your mouth?
She showed me her tits and my first thought was "I want these to feed my future children." I'm scared.
did i just see you in the movie theater carrying a margarita into Frozen?
All the 6 year olds are jealous of my alcohol
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I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
Woke up. Found about 20 condoms upstairs. A hole in the couch. Bread on the floor. Going back to sleep.
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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