i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
Dude that chick had her name tattooed in Japanese characters between her b-cups. I kept calling her Toyota.
Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
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so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right?
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
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I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
I survive off of bourbon and the tears of others only
I see you listening to my get shitfaced playlist on spotify. glad we're on the same page tonight there's a drink waiting for you downstairs.
She stopped me mid sex to ask if she could finish my ramen, I've found the one.
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
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