I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
Why are all the lights on in my house? Every single one. Someone should turn them off but I'm the only one here and I'm sure as hell not doin it.
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
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just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
Toga everclear = hospital visit... Im sure the paramedics hate me right now
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
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It's 9am. I'm four lines ahead of you already. Wake up.
They're showing aladdin at the bar my birthday is complete
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
And really all I wanted was to be like "hey can I borrow your dick for a few hours this weekend?"
You declared war on your ex and then had sex with who you thought was her sister. No one knows who she was but we think your dick might be in danger.
As a paramedic, it's completely unacceptable to black out on a monday. I cant handle 3 dollar shot night.
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