Do you ever just KNOW it's gonna be a good day? I mean, like in a "just found a Vicodin in the bottom of your purse" kinda way?
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
She just told me her legs are numb and that she dedicated her karaoke of ice ice baby to her 4 month old son.
Only thing worse than going to work with a hangover is going to work with a hangover then realizing that u don't have to work that day
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
It's a sad day when you can't take off your pants and drink a margarita at work.
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
I just bought a blender and 120 pizza rolls. Bring tequila.
Pray for me. I just had a sex dream about Debbie Wasserman-Schultz.
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
i guess "never drinking again" is not an option when you invent a whole new level of drunk...
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