when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
I found my spirit animal in the shower. It's a sloth/bear that lives in my chest.
I've learned life lessons in Vegas. Mostly, drugs are cheaper than alcohol.
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
What even was the context for that. All I have written down is "I would vote for President SnakeJaw."
She pinched my nipples too hard I THINK THEYRE GONE
I TOLD YOU ABOUT GOTH CHICKS BRO. I WARNED YOU
I think you're overestimating how drunk I was
You said your pillow felt like the ocean...
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
After we had sex he went to the kitchen, came back with a bag of funyuns and ate them buck ass naked in his bedroom doorway. Had no idea how to react to that one.
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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