Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
like literally i think i'm sweating out semen right now
Pizza is the life boat of my drunk Titanic
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Okay, guy from work I want to fuck just told me he liked the font on my PowerPoint presentation. It is so on.
Make me proud, climb that corporate ladder.
How do you get mayonnaise out of... well jesus it's everywhere, let's start with carpets
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
Where are you? This girl fell on a baby. She is just gone. Please Hurry
I'm hurrying
Dude. She just shit herself.
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Found out I slept with someone who likes Pitbull. I really should get to know someone better before I sleep with them.
PSA- Wearing assless chaps results in embarrassingly painful sunburn
You just wait. When you see me foam roll naked, you're going to lose your mind.
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
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