do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
I can't wait to be a mother. My daughters gonna outdrink every boy in her grade
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
Idk what the interview would be like but I imagine you in a suit and tie surveying a nervous freshman and eventually leading him into a labyrinth of debauchery and clapping him on the back, saying "welcome to the fraternity, son"
Please tell me I made it home with both shoes on
Nope
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
You're like a human soul vacuum cleaner.
I am a delicate flower. A fucked up, drunk, horny, pants pissing, delicate little flower.
that's what I'm here for. I'm literally just bad advice mixed with motivational sentences.
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
I feel like you're encouraging me to commit a felony.
I feel like you're wasting time.
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