Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
No stitches, just platelets and will power
I wish the holidays was like a drive thru. Get in. Get your presents. Get out.
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
Eliza got arrested. What's the protocol on eating an arrested person's sandwich?
i just like, need to vent to someone
Can we skip the part where I pretend to care and fast forward to the appreciative blowjob from you?
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
I am pretty sure they consider me one of the "bros". They compliment girl's racks to me and are the human forms of dick-be-gone. They won't sleep with me more than once cause it's "weird", or let any "untrustworthy boys" sleep with me and I still help them get laid. Not...fair...
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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