So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
I just got cut off for correcting the bartender's grammar. I should have never accepted that fucking editors position.
Be still, my beating vagina.
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
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I have reached the state of intoxication where it is now a requirement to sit while peeing.
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
I'm running on two hours of sleep, a shot of vodka, and half of a granola bar. I can't be held responsible for what I do.
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I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
He said the main reason he fucked me was cause of my storm trooper tattoo. IT ATTRACHES ALL THE HOT NERDS
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
So the vodka/tequila mix went down fine but the burp made me cry
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