Hey you
You're the only one I'll text back during sex. what's up?
I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.
She was standing in the road flagging traffic in a tshirt and boxers. I didn't stop.
All she wanted was a cigarette
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
I want a shirt that says, "I'm sorry for the things I said when it was Taco Tuesday"
If you're going to be single forever, you should try the quesalupas at Taco Bell.
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