I would have at least made out with you if you were showered.
you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
no one will drink with you if you continue to listen to beyonce
Getting pregnant off pre-cum is like getting high off erasers
She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
Houston, we have a problem
where are u?
Houston. That's the problem. I don't know how I got here.
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
Had a speaker in class today. She asked whats the first question when you see someone pregnant. I said whos the father? She was looking for "is it a boy or a girl?"
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
i just got hit by a door and im the one that said im sorry, yeah im drunk.
I had a dream I hooked up with Post Malone. I can still smell the dream
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
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