If that was your dad, he is hot
But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
we got plastered, then made lists of anything thats ever been in our vaginas
I know. Brad is upset because he was lower on the list than "that carrot stick"
Alright, my brain isn't sure how to properly function on a Wednesday with no hangover and more than 3 hours of sleep.
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
Seriously I just dipped a banana in vodka I really need to stop drinking
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
the liver wants what the liver wants
She walked out and announced that he was now part of our confused, incestuous, glorious eskimo family. I've never been more proud.
Campus is too small for this to keep happening
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
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