i feel like i'm waiting in line to date brett michaels
Going back to my hometown to drink absinthe with highschool boys. Remind me to evaluate this decision tomorrow.
so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
just caught my little brother jacking off the family pet
Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
she reminds me of the first time i discovered masturbation. that's how you know it's true love.
He looks like Ryan Reynolds from this angle
Since when is drunk an angle?
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
I wish more of my problems were easily solvable by taking a good long shit.
I just had a sex dream about orange juice, so there's that.
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
Why is this not the first time I’ve seen the mugshot of someone I’ve slept with
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
Randomize
